I fell in love a few weeks back. I fell in love with a love story. There is an extra soft spot in my heart for love stories, and The Pioneer Woman’s love story made me laugh, cry and hope (you really should read it if you like love stories). All the good makings. So, like any good little blog follower I added her to my Google reader, an action I now deeply regret.

As a marketing manager for a major company, I try to stay connected or at least be a strong observer of the social world online. My observations have often left me disturbed and distraught. I have found that most blogs fit into one or more of the following categories, which I have described below.

1 ) I started writing a blog and by (somewhat) chance got a lot of followers and now use it to pay my bills. Because of this I have become a sellout and often do “random” giveaways and have lots of annoying ads on my blog. Some that you even have to click to close. Dooce. The Pioneer Woman. I could go on. I want to know about The Pioneer Woman’s hard life on the working ranch, not enter another amateur photography contest giveaway.

2 ) The expert blogger. Every amateur out there now has the means to become a reporter, social media guru, PR maven, giver of random wisdom, professional chef, etc. for almost free. The problem is most of these bloggers are only in it for purely selfish reasons and have little experience to back up their wisdom. Plus they are often arrogant and big tools. It is also necessary that these bloggers have glamor shot-esque photos and heavily self-promote.

3 ) The emotional blogger. This is where all the teens and tweens and overdramatic 20somethings fit. When I was in high school I started a blog on Xanga under the username abangel28. Those days you wrote, your friends read and perhaps a few nerdy people who came across your blog by happenstance or keyword search. What you did that day. Who you like. Why you hate your parents. You get the picture. A virtual dear diary. Insert all live journal blogs here.

4 ) The niche blogger. You love to bake. You actually are a baker as a day job, but you want to have a creative outlet where you get to blog about your recipes and such. This could also include landscaper, DIYer, decorator, etc. Note: This could quickly become #1 so beware.

5 ) The work blogger. Your business’ Web site has a blog. Maybe you are a photographer, and all photographers have to have a blog these days where they put their pictures and then also insert random quips about their personal life. Maybe your Web design business has a blog about Web design attached to it. Maybe you work for a large corporation that has a blog. This one actually seems to be one of the most legitimate to me.

6 ) Thought leader. Maybe you really have earned the right to be heard, whether by years of experience or resume or both. Seth Godin fits here in my mind. I am thankful for these bloggers because their wisdom is warranted and I often learn a great deal from them.

7 ) The aggregator blog. Now if I’m being honest, I see this more as a simple resource and Web site than I do as a weblog, but it technically fits in this category. Fffound.com. I find these sites very useful because they sort through all the crap and find the good stuff for me. They also can be a wonderful source of inspiration or news.

8 ) The love of. Some people simply love to write. An audience is not necessary, though appreciated. A space on the Web, which might be more convenient than a specific laptop or journal will suffice and adds the element of customization and design to the mix. Perhaps it is a site seen by friends, or just a random onlooker. Perhaps it chronicles the adventures of your family, or acts as a creative outlet.

I have found that most of the blogs I closely follow fit into one of a few categories. I have some level of relationship with the person and therefore they have earned the right to be heard by me and I have given them the space to speak (figuratively). I often know this person in real life (but not necessarily). Niche. I am a lover of design, and so I love to look at blogs that focus on design, whether that is graphic or interior. I am also a lover of cooking, baking and peaking into someone’s exciting life. In some ways blogs like dooce.com are the reality shows of the internet, and I just can’t look away. Thought leaders have a place in my reader because they tend to be more progressive and have actual experience under their belt. Like a distant, one-way online mentor.

Please add any additional categories you believe I have overlooked in the comments section. You might also be giggling at me because you think I am #2 and therefore a huge hypocrite and also ignorant. Be assured, I don’t really care if you are here, which is a huge prerequisite for #2. Unless your name is Bill Handy, Matt Galloway or Andrew Swenson, and maybe a few others, and then I do care.

Note: I realize I switched tense several times and point-of-view in this post. I am OK with that.

12 comments to Why I Hate (Most) Blogs

  • Laura Babbili

    I feel exactly the same way… which is why I don’t think I can ever pull myself to starting a blog. I’m terrified of falling into one of these categories.

  • Andy Bivens

    This was a really good post until the last line when you shone light on a self-awareness of grammatical error, which even a reader who finds grammar to be valuable would not otherwise have noticed. (I didn’t.)

    If you are okay with it, then be okay with it. We get it if you publish it. We don’t believe you if you write out a disclaimer.

    *wink.*

    • Laura - I’d probably read your blog. :) We STILL need to do lunch.

      Andy - I don’t know who you are but thank you for your comment. You’re right about one thing, I’m insecure. What you don’t know is the back story where people feel they need to message me when they see grammar or spelling errors on here. Just trying to keep those comments at bay. :) Apparently when you major in PR everyone thinks you can edit your own stuff. What they don’t know is we are blind to our own errors often. Thanks for stopping by.

  • A few things.
    1.) I actually, really enjoyed this post.
    2.) I’m totally with Andy here - that a writer needs to have a confident voice (even if it’s misplaced confidence). I don’t know if that’s where he was going, but that’s where I’m going.
    //also did you “FEEL in love?” Sorry!
    3.) I totally think you did a great job categorizing types of blogs.
    4.) I totally disagree with the assertion that any of them are any less equal. What’s wrong with making money off of something you put your time into? Artistic integrity isn’t real and I’m okay with that.
    5.) Why write something (say something, sing something, create something, tweet something), if you don’t care if anyone else reads it (sees it, listens to it)? That said, I don’t believe you

    • 1) thanks
      2) eff. you’re allowed to correct me chad. especially when i make a horrendous error.
      3) thanks
      4) money is not the issue. ads, and contests i don’t care about getting in the way of the blog frustrate me.
      5) i do care about some people who read it, i suppose i meant i’m not after “the masses” so i’ll give you partial credit.

  • Probably the best post I’ve read in a while.

    And not just because I found my name in the second to last paragraph (I am honored and a bit humbled though).

    Can I add one more? The team blogger - riding on the coat tails of a project that is far bigger them, a decent writer whose inflated sense of self-importance is proportional to the Alexa ranking of the site they are blogging for.

  • Shane Mac

    1. Andrew did only say that because his name was mentioned. Yes, I am jealous.

    2. I would sell out and play with giveaways all day. Sucks that we couldn’t be friends still.

    3. :)

  • Shane Mac

    Agreed and good thing I don’t have shit were selling out so no need to worry. I will still be over here ranting in the corner in 10 years. P.S., did you notice you influenced me? Only one space after punctuation.

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